Yucca!!!!!!

Looks like a lovely plant doesn't it?!?! Well it isn't, and I have spent the last 4 years trying to kill the root system that currently resides in the flower bed, in front of my house. Every year I dig, pull, spray, and pray. And every year it multiplies and comes back. I had nearly given up when as a last stitch effort I put Mariel on the case. This is what she found... keep your fingers crossed for me. Especially if you'd like to see my flower beds look even as close to as nice as my neighbors....

How to Kill a Yucca Plant

Remember the past two summers when I was obsessed with killing the damn yucca plant in my front yard?

I actually managed to kill it. Since it got warm this spring, I have been anxiously checking and rechecking the area where it grew before to make sure no rogue sprouts are coming back. Since it is August, I think I am actually safe.

I keep getting search engine hits for “How to Kill a Yucca Plant” so I am posting this as a public service message.

Things that did NOT kill the yucca plant:

• Squirting it with Round Up.

• Chopping off all the leaves, spraying it with bee killer (there was a beehive in its roots), then painting the leaf stumps with Round Up.

• Mixing Round Up with oil then spraying it on the leaves.

• Digging out a 10 foot by 5 foot area 2 feet deep, throwing out hundreds of gallons of roots and dirt, then filling the hole with an entire bottle of total vegetation kill. (While this didn’t kill the yucca, two years later we still can’t get grass to grow in the area of the yard near the former hole. Weeds yes, grass no.)

• Digging a bigger hole and using more random plant killing chemicals.

• Filling the hole with water, then covering it with a tarp for a month in an attempt to drown the yucca and periodically re-filling the nasty moldy hole with more water.

• Setting the hole on fire.

How did I finally kill the yucca?

1.) I let one of the sprouts grow until the leaves were about as long as my forearm.

2.) I gathered them up into a bunch and held them together with a rubber band.

3.) I cut the tops off the leaves with scissors.

4.) Filled a large plastic cup with Round UP (possibly the long-term plant killing kind, I can’t remember)

5.) Submerged the leaf-tops several inches deep in Round UP.

6) Weighed them down with a big rock so they would stay in the cup.

7.) Covered the cup with plastic so rain wouldn’t dilute the RoundUp. (Make sure that some of the leaves are exposed to sunlight because photosynthesis is how RoundUP works, I think).

8.) Waited about a month.

Then the #$%^&! died.

And that, my friends, is how you kill a yucca plant.

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** I am also publishing this as a public service :)